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Those ones out of Austin Powers with machine gun tits went alright.
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Haha, what I am saying is that the 2 people I had sex dreams about I have never had sex with. I was 13&15 when I was 'smooching pals?' with these two, because I don't think I can really consider them boyfriends, when you're 15 it doesnt count.

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why would any boyfriend wish for machine gun tits...that just dangerous

beer I can understand

edit: yup you right spastic, not a legit bf if no sex takes place
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i want a bacon and egg mcmuffin

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Don't worry Ravey, I was just twisting ya words.

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i really am hungry now. thanks mliro. thanks for talkin about maccas
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I am a robot remember? maybe I have machine gun tits.
Thanks for clearing that up mliro

Does anyone keep in touch with their ex's*? however you define an ex partner.
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you still have 28 minutes to make the breakfast menu

i just think mcdonalds should consider a transition period...maybe 10:30-11:30 they have both menu's active
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sex dreams and fembots... nice start to the day
This is no love song and it serves no use, but if you want to sing along to some verbal abuse
It might make you feel better and it's good for the soul, take four letters and let's rock n roll
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Does anyone keep in touch with their ex's*? however you define an ex partner.

The last girl I was seeing just stopped talking to me, so don't keep in contact with her at all. Girls Bitches be cray.
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I think we have dated the same girl bumpy…just quit cold turkey

unless you are friends before getting into a relationship there is no reason you would keep in contact afterward. And it just gets awkward, kind of like a high school reunion thing trying to prove to each other how well you are doing now
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poor bumpy.

how's your shoulder?
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...Does anyone keep in touch with their ex's*? however you define an ex partner.

yep, one of them, she sent me this last night wanting my opinion on it (I've only read the abstract so far)
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nup... havent heard a thing about any of them in years...
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i only have one ex. sort of. no idea what he's up to. don't really care thb.
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lib - it wouldnt let me open that, kept saying failed!

I have only had 2 real boyfriends, and my first boyfriend I wouldnt know/dont care what hes doing. He actually messaged me a few months ago and I kind of recognized the phone number and freaked out. Because it ended so "cold turkey" and I almost hated the guy & the time I had wasted.

But as for not seirous ex boyfriends goes, I keep in touch with all of them, for whatever reason things didnt work out but stayed friends or were already in a circle of the same friends. No awk moments, except once, friends girlfriend, who is incredibly self concious & a little psycho.

Boss is on AL for the entire week, sales guy is off galavanting across Melbourne and I smell toast, hmmmmmm.
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Partys at raves work?
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Does anyone keep in touch with their ex's*? however you define an ex partner.

Nope, I'm a typical Aries, I don't like looking back. Ex partner would be defined as someone you were seeing exclusively for a while.
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lib - it wouldnt let me open that, kept saying failed!
....

weird, your machine not like pdf files...

Spoiler:
Equal Opportunity Objectification? The Sexualization
of Men and Women on the Cover of Rolling Stone

Abstract A number of journalists and scholars have pointed to the sexual
objectification of women and men in popular media to argue that Western culture
has become ‘‘sexualized’’ or even ‘‘pornified.’’ Yet it is not clear whether men or
women have become more frequently—or more intensely sexualized—over time. In
a longitudinal content analysis of images of women and men on more than four
decades of Rolling Stone magazine covers (1967–2009), we begin to answer such
questions. Using a unique analytical framework that allows us to measure both the
frequency and intensity of sexualization, we find that sexualized images of men and
women have increased, though women continue to be more frequently sexualized
than men. Yet our most striking finding is the change in how women—but not
men—are sexualized. Women are increasingly likely to be ‘‘hypersexualized,’’ but
men are not. These findings not only document changes in the sexualization of men
and women in popular culture over time, they also point to a narrowing of the
culturally acceptable ways for ‘‘doing’’ femininity as presented in popular media.


^that's the abstract from it


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.... Because it ended so "cold turkey" and I almost hated the guy & the time I had wasted.
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that I can identify with, except I'd take out the 'almost'
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^ what was the message that came with that?
Hey how you going read this...?

I dont think I should have a party at work, I am off drinking until a friends 21st in a few weeks.
Last week was so stupid.
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that I can identify with, except I'd take out the 'almost'

would you also take out the 'guy'?
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You're on fire Mliro

My week next week is going to suck, I can see it happening. why cant things go to plan! Need moar wine!
Sorry in advance for my shit mood that will be next week.
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wow, from not drinking because of massive drunken escapades to need moar wine in 2 posts... thats the spirit!

damn... my flatmate is home sick, so totally cant be sans pants today... also scared the bejesus out of me when I heard her door open
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^ what was the message that came with that?
Hey how you going read this...?
....

it looks better in pdf format, I just cbf tidying it up after copy-pasting... she sent the link with the comment "I know as a hetrosexual male you may find it difficult to get your head around some of these points as the status quo works in your favour lol! But if you get a chance, have a quick read and tell me your thoughts."


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would you also take out the 'guy'?

you fishing for a date? what are ya up to fri night?
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i want to chuck a sickie and then go lie on the beach and read a book.

yes.. i will drive myself to the beach
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haha... least you are laughing over here fuzz, you reminded me to checkout what happened in the confession thread... got a little harsh huh...

still PT for life!!!
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its when people start calling names that gets me annoyed. no one else did. they just made their jokes/comments etc. its the names i'm not into.

besides, i love to PLUR


maybe you can show me the PT ropes Muggazer..
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you fishing for a date? what are ya up to fri night?

We went down that path already, I spent a day flattering you, making comments on your dress sense and I got nothing…just a tease
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How the hell do I get out of ikea

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Ill join you on the beach Fuzz

What book are you reading atm? The bunch I bought online finally arrived in dribs and drabs, now I am stuck into White Line Fever by Lemmy of Motorhead.
Its pretty sweet so far

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wow, from not drinking because of massive drunken escapades to need moar wine in 2 posts... thats the spirit!

damn... my flatmate is home sick, so totally cant be sans pants today... also scared the bejesus out of me when I heard her door open

You are happy to go sans pants on skype with us but not infront of your housemate?
Also, I meant moar wine is needed for work, not for me to consume.
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We went down that path already, I spent a day flattering you, making comments on your dress sense and I got nothing…just a tease

'tis the curse of distance mike, if only i was closer I'm sure we'd be making beautiful music by now
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at the moment my girlfriend has lent me her Last Night at Chateau Marmont. i started reading it then i ended up reading One Day instread. now i'm back reading this one again because i finished One Day. it's a little hard to get back into after all the awesomness the previous book was.

but generally i love to read Sophie Kinsella or Cecelia Ahern. have you red any of theirs?
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sure fuzz... come to sydney and we'll explore it through the wonders of public transport... everyone welcome!
(wont come to melbourne for it, cause your trams are annoying... I mean, why cant I buy a ticket on the tram? or at the tram stop? thats just silly)

and raves, sans pants on skype is fine cause the video is waist up... so I am totally like a newsreader... unfortunately my flatmate would get a bit more of an eyeful...
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is your flatmate a midget then?
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nah... though that would be awesome...
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how does your flatmate get an eyefull then if he is not eye level with your crotch?
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is your flatmate a midget then?

oh man... the possibilities
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because I dont just sit at my desk all day... tend to walk around the house a bit... I suppose I could put on pants for that... but taking them off then putting them on again, and again... seems like a bit of a hassle...
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As long as you're wearing something that covers your privates it should be ok, I dont think you need to wear pants.

I dont mind the PT in Sydney, those colour coded trian lines & ticketing system is super easy to follow. I see so many tourists or first timers struggling to come to terms with trams & myki cards etc here. In Hobart its so easy, they only have busses, they go everywhere and run all the time and you can buy a ticket on them or topup your card thing with the driver.
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but if I have something covering my privates... how do I practice the helicopter?

I dont really have too much problem with the myki system... its just that there should be some machine at the stop where you can top it up or grab another, rather than having to find some random newsagent...
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libs - i cant stay mad at you...too much of a sweet talker

fuzz - i hear one day was good

gazer - Wrap a towel around your waist, it provides the freedom of no pants with the privacy that pants would provide

hobart has buses now?? ohh how times have changed
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but if I have something covering my privates... how do I practice the helicopter?

I dont really have too much problem with the myki system... its just that there should be some machine at the stop where you can top it up or grab another, rather than having to find some random newsagent...


sarongs give you plenty of room to move

and what? sounds like bris PT has done better, you can top up go cards at every station
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myki sounds good, just tap and go thing. but wasn't everyone complaining it had issues?
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Don't worry everyone, I managed to make it out of ikea
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I have never been in an ikea, is that a bad thing?
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Don't worry everyone, I managed to make it out of ikea

ohhh ikea...i googled what ilea was

turns out ilea is the third portion of the small intestine, between the jejunum and the cecum.

i didnt know how you were going to get out of ilea

edit: you should give it a go libs just for their meatballs
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I struggle to find a way to find myself in ilea, stupid typo.
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yeah i was scratching my head at ilea. didn't realise you re-edited to ikeabumpy

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