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Just a perv at some hotties.

Was just sussing out a bookcase/shelf thing to chuck my mixer and turntables on, and potentially a new desk.
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which ikea?
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edit: you should give it a go libs just for their meatballs

those crazy Swedes... what can't they flat-pack
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the apple cake i had was still frozen. was not impressed

thankfully the coffee was all-you-can-drink
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yes, at ikea. i've never been to ilea.

well.. when i went to the springvale one.. they give you a mug and you go and serve yourself at the auto coffee machine as much as you want.
also had hot chocolate.
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Lucky I don't go to ikea for food then
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bumpy is right, ikea is an awesome place for a perv

bitches love ikea
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i have trouble believing the food at ikea could be better than the sausage sizzles they have at bunnings
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mmm food you're all making me so hungry again.
oh god, is it lunchtime?
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nothing is better than a bunnings sausage sizzle
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one of the Chilean guys i was chatting to sat night was somewhere when some random family invited him to join their bbq... he was shocked that it only consisted of bread, meat and fried onion
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what else should a BBQ consist of? (we assume sauce was there too)
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I have never been in an ikea, is that a bad thing?

Same.

I had no idea you were in Ikea when you said ilea.
Glad you made it out.

Leftover curry and the crossword. Cant ask for more.
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gazer - one could helicopter in a sarong, or a kilt?
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Well I have the kilt... but its a bit hot for summer, as I learnt 2 weekends ago... a sarong sounds like the goods, then I can be like my hero kurt, and sh... oh nevermind...

milro... chilean bbq has slabs of meat, chicken, salads, and Chimichurri sauce (though maybe thats argentinian)
its a pretty big deal
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yeah, it was the lack of salads he was having trouble with, fancy pants Chileans...
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Well you know what they say about your consumption levels of salad having a direct correlation with your number of friends…

Once we receive our mugs, I want to have our mug catch up in the place in seddon you recommended spastic…I have been meaning to go there for sometime but I am really enjoying a place in brunswick street and cant pull myself away from it
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Well you know what they say about your consumption levels of salad having a direct correlation with your number of friends…

no, what do they say?
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you dont make friends with salad

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This is no love song and it serves no use, but if you want to sing along to some verbal abuse
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i like salad.

i don't like people who ask for skinny lattes.

at one follow up job interview i was asked to come out for coffee and meet the rest of the team who i'd be working with.
they all ordered skinny late, even the guys. i made a point of asking for a fat late thanks.
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heh bite me... I only have skim milk in the fridge so when I am making lattes they are always skinny... but I only drink a latte as my first coffee, and never after 11am

after that its black (like my heart) all the way... expresso mostly
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naaaw.. i know you don't have a black heart
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You dont win friends with salad!
How beautiful is it outside today! I want to be outside reading, not inside invoicing!
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thanks!, but sure I do... you know how people say that everyone puts on a persona on the internet...

IRL I'm a mean nasty son of a b$tch.
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You dont win friends with salad!
How beautiful is it outside today! I want to be outside reading, not inside invoicing!

ditto... especially given now I've been given more invoices to do and they're as organised as a mad woman's shit...
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i have an awesome reading chair just off chapel street that i go to on days like this...AND IT WAS BEING USED TODAY

and she wasnt even reading, she was on her iphone, hope she drops her iphone and it cracks, not too much to worry about it getting fixed but enough to annoy her when she uses her phone
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course you do... salad makes everyone happy... look evidence...




Just tried taking the laptop outside to enjoy the sun... but its too bright and I cant read the screen
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all those people appear to be eating salad alone
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mliro! NO! your chair was unnavailable! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo


also, stargazer.. i really believe you lol. i bet you still sleep with a teddybear
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all those people appear to be eating salad alone


they also all appear to be female


so if you want to make a lady smile you just need to make yourself into a salad?
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Youve worked it out, youve cracked the code on how to make women happy!
WINNER CHICKEN DINNER.

Honestly I dont think I put on any type of persona on ITM as assposed to IRL.
I am pretty nuts as it is, but I wouldnt say I am a grot like gazer
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if you wanna make me happy all you need to do is give me chocolate or anything that is sweet and edible.

thats what the guys at work do when i'm pissed off with them
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haha... jokes on you I sleep with a japanese pillow girlfriend

Spoiler:


and I am not a grot raves... just free and easy
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so you mean I just covered myself in salad dressing for no reason?


sigh...
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pillow gf.. teddybear.. same thing
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haha... jokes on you I sleep with a japanese pillow girlfriend
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that pillow + a fleshlight =
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, I want to withdraw my place in the skype meetup, I feel like gazer might be nude, even though I wont see it, Ill know.
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Who needs friends when you have salad.
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thats right bumpy.... its ok raves... I have kiki and salad... they love me...
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Its cool gazer, im really not fussed on your pants status for our skype coffee…hands are where I can see them and we don’t have an issue
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yeah, as long as we don't cop an eyefull, i don't mind a skype. hands above waistline and it's all good.
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Haha, Ill be pretty upset if he says he's pantless and I go on believeing he is but he isnt
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well my office desk is glass...

but all this talk of salad makes me want some... thai beef salad tonight lads and ladettes...
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i agree with your salad choice
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I'm just going to be imagining you're all not wearing pants to make myself feel more comfortable
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