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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
IT'S PIZZA TIME!

There are any number of reasons to hate on this film before ever seeing it.
- It is directed by Michael "Destroy All The Buildings" Bay.
- We are going to have to sit through Megan Fox's slapped fish performance and undoubtedly 72 slow motion shots of her running away from something.
- They have changed the TMNT origin story so that they are from space or some shit.
...the list could go on.

But.

I'm wanting to like this. I grew up with the Ninja Turtles and love the shit out of them. More so than I ever did with Transformers. So I'll probably be willing to forgive a fair bit to see the team in all their glory.

There are people saying that they look funny. I think they look great. Like actual turtles. And the CGI looks incredible.



THE MOTHERFUCKING SHREDDER is possibly the most badass looking villain ever.



And the new trailer actually looks the goods:

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All in all, I think we have a lot to look forward to.

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It's not directed by Michael Bay dude, just produced.

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i don't need to watch it now. I've seen the preview which showed all the interesting bits.

also would have mega issues with the MUTANT part really meaning space beings. and megan "mind numbing" fox. and whoopi goldberg wtf
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let's all take a moment of silence for the original teenage mutant ninja turtles movie in all its glory.
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Secrets of the Ooze was sick!
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I'm with you, Dan.

I'll be getting ripped before watching, though.
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When I first saw this announced I chalked it up to a bad dream. Thanks for spoiling that by confirm this is real. Prick.
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you guys spunk with joy at a godzilla trailer, then write this one off entirely
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TMNT produced by Michael Bay
Godzilla not produced by Michael Bay
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My only complaint so far is that the turtles look like Shrek.
Music is the best drug.

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you guys spunk with joy at a godzilla trailer

and look what that turned out to be
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With bonus Vanilla Ice!

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This looks fucking super shit.

Good for you guys in wanting to see it though, it will send a strong message to Hollywood we want more of our childhood memories raped.

Kudos to you.
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hey.... its written for kids, not people in their late 20's or mid 30's who used to watch the cartoon and now have no sunshine in their lives - ie Whitey/Chemical James. king and queen of the Jaded. (not sure which is which)

Should be good for a laugh, wont win any awards.

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Oh, so if I say it's going to be shit, I'm derided for not having enough 'sunshine in my life'.
Go fuck yourself.

Just remember this Princess, Tatum is the next Gambit.
I'll do a sunshine check-in with you at a later stage.

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looks ok, not the best
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It's cute how James and Whitey liked each other's posts
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Oh, so if I say it's going to be shit, I'm derided for not having enough 'sunshine in my life'.
Go fuck yourself.

Just remember this Princess, Tatum is the next Gambit.
I'll do a sunshine check-in with you at a later stage.

Ha...you cranky bastard, you are notably on the side of "this is going to be shit" more times than positive mate. and you know it!

And yeah I will admit I am not excited about Tatum playing Gambit, I certainly have my reservations but until its done I am not giving up hope. I'll be glad to rag on it when/if it fails. thats the difference between us!

edit - you know the more I look at that poor photoshop the more I can see it working haha, the hair suits him!

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Gambit was the biggest homo of all the X-Men anyways, worries!

Should be someone scrawny and disheveled like he was in the cartoons
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Gambit was the biggest homo of all the X-Men anyways, worries!

Should be someone scrawny and disheveled like he was in the cartoons

Homophobic post reported.

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and if you knew anything about Gambit, homosexual activity was the last thing on his mind

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Haha wtf he was never scrawny nor dishevelled. Not sure what cartoons you were watching.
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Just ragging...he was a bit or a downer git though.

OK, not scrawny, but disheveled for sure
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Ha...you cranky bastard, you are notably on the side of "this is going to be shit" more times than positive mate. and you know it!

No.
Case in point, I am genuinely excited about the Superman sequel.
So yeah, stick that up your Cajun bum bum.
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ok ok, for the "this looks fucking shit" crew, I'd really love to know what exactly you don't like about it.
everyone is entitled to their opinions, i'm not going to crack at you for not sharing mine, i'm just curious.

is it the michael bay affiliation?
is it the lame jokes? (which, i have to say, is an integral part of the turtles)
is it the funny looking turtles?

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Everything. I don't want to subject myself to the trailer again to get specific. That cringe feeling is most unpleasant. Def not the Micheal Bay affiliation for me tho. Couldn't care less who produced it.
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Actually, Gambit was a bit scrawny when he first appeared.

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And Jim Lee, who drew him the best, always drew him hella skinny.

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In closing, you ****s have NFI about anything.
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Does Bay even watch his own movies?
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what more do you want in a line-up ?
Eric Prydz parachuting naked from a plane followed by White Michael Jackson Vs Black Michael Jackson soundtracked by Nirvana feat The Beatles and Wolverine? even then I don't think that would be appreciated...
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Actually, Gambit was a bit scrawny when he first appeared.

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And Jim Lee, who drew him the best, always drew him hella skinny.

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In closing, you ****s have NFI about anything.


I have two copies of that first appearance

he was always slender but its rare any artist draws someone as skinny or scrawny.

loved the way Jim Lee drew all the xmen back then
another good example

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That was my heyday of X-Men, was such a fucking fanboy back then. Claremont, Silvestri, Lee. I would buy anything worked on by any of them.

I wanked over Lee's X chicks so many times it's not funny.

Happy times, simpler times.
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I wanked over Lee's X chicks so many times it's not funny.

I was too young for Lee's, mine was Joe Mad though. God damn.
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I liked the Kubert's and Ian churchills work.

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Actually, Gambit was a bit scrawny when he first appeared.

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And Jim Lee, who drew him the best, always drew him hella skinny.

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In closing, you ****s have NFI about anything.

Wtf kind of world do you live in where that's scrawny? He has a six pack, and his legs are as thick as Rogue's torso!
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You ever read the comics? Compared to the rest of the X-Men he's a rake.
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check out that scrawny fuck. pick up some weights man, jesus.
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Eat a fucking steak man!

Thread now about 90's era X-Men.
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Surprisingly killer martial arts choro and Corey Feldman as Donatello. So much win.
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saw this last weekend, it was good but i prefer the older films.
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